Henliphog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, loving otter.

Henliphog created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henliphog, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Henliphog, she will turn you into a goat.

Henliphog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Henliphog's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never skip near capybaras.

5. Never eat bark.