Pakbonnar is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever raven.

Pakbonnar created the Cigar Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakbonnar, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pakbonnar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Pakbonnar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pakbonnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Worship no other gods but Pakbonnar.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Pakbonnar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not kill snails.