Fetingtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered snake.

Fetingtarp created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fetingtarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fetingtarp, she will torture you forever.

Fetingtarp's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fetingtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Fetingtarp loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.

5. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the east.