Bopbonkyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless cat.

Bopbonkyar created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopbonkyar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bopbonkyar, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bopbonkyar's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bopbonkyar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt eagles.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bopbonkyar.