Dabnarlrull is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, blissful slug.

Dabnarlrull created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabnarlrull, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dabnarlrull, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dabnarlrull's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dabnarlrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo shorts.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near bats while wearing yellow dresses and balancing six copper spheres on your face.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.