Fadkarbom Bit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthoughtful otter.

Fadkarbom Bit created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Fadkarbom Bit, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fadkarbom Bit, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fadkarbom Bit's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fadkarbom Bit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fadkarbom Bit's name in vain.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Never laugh in the presence of shrews.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

5. Always wear yellow.