Nellortken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented wolf.

Nellortken created gold six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellortken, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nellortken, she will send you a sign.

Nellortken's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nellortken's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat onions.

2. Never leap in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Nellortken on top of important buildings.

4. Never write about dark matter.

5. Never feed cucumbers to ducks while wearing blue scarves.