Venyarlarf is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, intelligent snake.

Venyarlarf created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venyarlarf, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Venyarlarf, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Venyarlarf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Venyarlarf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.