Pagzanont Hitmitcud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, impressive toad.

Pagzanont Hitmitcud created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Pagzanont Hitmitcud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pagzanont Hitmitcud, she will think nothing of it.

Pagzanont Hitmitcud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Pagzanont Hitmitcud's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Hide if six seals approach from the south.