Jadhogjat is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, contented toad.

Jadhogjat created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadhogjat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadhogjat, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jadhogjat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Jadhogjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never wear fawn shirts.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never mention goats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.