Bimpagyog Femfemlop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring swallow.

Bimpagyog Femfemlop created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpagyog Femfemlop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimpagyog Femfemlop, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bimpagyog Femfemlop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bimpagyog Femfemlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Never feed wheat to otters while wearing dresses.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Bimpagyog Femfemlop on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never play with disobedient children.