Wansanbimditgodgem is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate alligator.

Wansanbimditgodgem created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wansanbimditgodgem, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wansanbimditgodgem, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wansanbimditgodgem's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wansanbimditgodgem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Wansanbimditgodgem on top of all buildings.

5. Do not cook food in pots.