Sogaflag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent swallow.

Sogaflag created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogaflag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sogaflag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sogaflag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sogaflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near goats while wearing white corsets and balancing six carbon spheres on your arms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Sogaflag on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.