Watbastlin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous camel.

Watbastlin created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watbastlin, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Watbastlin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Watbastlin's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Watbastlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never talk about nematodes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if five snails approach from the west.

5. Watbastlin must be the most important thing in your life.