Xucnilldin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage monkey.

Xucnilldin created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Xucnilldin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucnilldin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Xucnilldin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xucnilldin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three cats approach from the south.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hop in the presence of badgers.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Pray towards the north.