Arnhadnig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, resourceful fly.

Arnhadnig created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhadnig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arnhadnig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Arnhadnig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Arnhadnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Put Arnhadnig first in all things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Arnhadnig.