Cadsoggar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able goat.

Cadsoggar created snails eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadsoggar, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cadsoggar, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cadsoggar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cadsoggar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Cadsoggar in the centre of the settlement.

5. Pray towards the north.