Rilbatsin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong guinea pig.

Rilbatsin created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilbatsin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rilbatsin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Rilbatsin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rilbatsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not hurt manatees.