Sisyarprut is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, clever snail.

Sisyarprut created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sisyarprut, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sisyarprut, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Sisyarprut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sisyarprut's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near cats.

2. Always treat otters with great respect.

3. Sisyarprut loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Always help sick pigs.

5. You must pray to Sisyarprut three times a day.