Citnullfabtifjatlitvonksaw is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring dragon.

Citnullfabtifjatlitvonksaw created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnullfabtifjatlitvonksaw, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Citnullfabtifjatlitvonksaw, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Citnullfabtifjatlitvonksaw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Citnullfabtifjatlitvonksaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cucumbers to great tits while wearing brown coats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near ants while wearing white hats and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your chest.

5. Never talk about foxes.