Pogtadflam is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, egotistical hare.

Pogtadflam created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogtadflam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogtadflam, he will turn you into a slug.

Pogtadflam's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pogtadflam's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

4. Pogtadflam loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Pogtadflam.