Weedadcap is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, narcissistic walrus.

Weedadcap created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Weedadcap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weedadcap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Weedadcap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Weedadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

3. Never sprint near sheep.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at moons.