Safxucget is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, bad-tempered cat.

Safxucget created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Safxucget, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Safxucget, she will remove you from existence.

Safxucget's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Safxucget's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Safxucget.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Always pray immersed in water.