Nab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless pigeon.

Nab created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nab, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Nab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nab five times a day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.