Linlenfit is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, passionate
swan.
Linlenfit created vertebrates four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Linlenfit, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Linlenfit, he will try to impress you with rainbows.
Linlenfit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.
Linlenfit's Holy Commandments1. Always help voles.
2. Do not speak about apples.
3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Linlenfit in the centre of the settlement.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never look at dwarf planets.