Fotgutmig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered pigeon.

Fotgutmig created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fotgutmig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotgutmig, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fotgutmig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fotgutmig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fotgutmig.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

5. Always look after injured moths.