Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident narwhal.

Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin, it will turn you into a duck.

Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Joplarpzodjinflagsafpin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.