Benmegben is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fast whale.

Benmegben created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benmegben, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Benmegben, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Benmegben's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Benmegben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near otters while wearing yellow trousers and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not covet oxen.