Quafweezak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate slug.

Quafweezak created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafweezak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafweezak, he will turn you into a tree.

Quafweezak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Quafweezak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about bacteria.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about gravity near foxes while wearing gray scarves.