Gonmum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent wren.

Gonmum created the universe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gonmum, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gonmum, he will make you grow a tail.

Gonmum's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gonmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Always take life seriously.