Nuryokzen is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omnipotent wren.

Nuryokzen created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuryokzen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuryokzen, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nuryokzen's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nuryokzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight voles in a large pit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Fast once a month.