Ditstipdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate hummingbird.

Ditstipdoss created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditstipdoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ditstipdoss, he will not care.

Ditstipdoss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ditstipdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Ditstipdoss on top of all buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.