Dudkadpon is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless
giraffe.
Dudkadpon created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dudkadpon, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Dudkadpon, it will turn you into a dog.
Dudkadpon's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Dudkadpon's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your legs.
2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to monkeys while wearing black shorts.
3. Never talk about aardvarks.
4. Never feed melons to otters while wearing gray hats.
5. Do not covet oxen.