Migwappid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, pitiless whale.

Migwappid created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migwappid, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Migwappid, it will not invite you to parties.

Migwappid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Migwappid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Always help mites.

5. You must love Migwappid.