Bunbuntip is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless
goat.
Bunbuntip created an atom seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bunbuntip, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bunbuntip, he will curse you with boils.
Bunbuntip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Bunbuntip's Holy Commandments1. Always treat shrews with great respect.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never eat spinach.