Bunbuntip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless goat.

Bunbuntip created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunbuntip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunbuntip, he will curse you with boils.

Bunbuntip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bunbuntip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat spinach.