Rullogvigkan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Rullogvigkan created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullogvigkan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullogvigkan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rullogvigkan's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rullogvigkan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Rullogvigkan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing brown boots and balancing five copper spheres on your chest.

3. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Rullogvigkan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rullogvigkan.