Flishivpasdav is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, tranquil bear.

Flishivpasdav created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flishivpasdav, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flishivpasdav, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flishivpasdav's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Flishivpasdav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Flishivpasdav in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.