Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, quiet walrus.

Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug, she will turn you into a mole.

Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow boots.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near shrews while wearing indigo shorts and balancing nine nickel spheres on your neck.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Madwitzimkopdotkipfumbug must be the most important thing in your life.