Dimbagjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust zebra.

Dimbagjad created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Dimbagjad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dimbagjad, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dimbagjad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dimbagjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat rice.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.