Bogciblib is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, temperamental camel.

Bogciblib created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogciblib, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogciblib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bogciblib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bogciblib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Never hurt nematodes.

3. Do not take Bogciblib's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick ants.
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