Bogciblib is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, temperamental
camel.
Bogciblib created Africa three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bogciblib, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bogciblib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Bogciblib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Bogciblib's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
2. Never hurt nematodes.
3. Do not take Bogciblib's name in vain.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Always help sick ants.