Dimnigwon is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable hummingbird.

Dimnigwon created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimnigwon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dimnigwon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dimnigwon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dimnigwon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six horses approach from the south.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Dimnigwon in the centre of the settlement.