Rutquagwon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous dragonfly.

Rutquagwon created Africa six million years ago.

If you believe in Rutquagwon, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rutquagwon, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rutquagwon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rutquagwon's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Learn six new languages a year.
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