Belltapbud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, blissful eagle.

Belltapbud created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Belltapbud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Belltapbud, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Belltapbud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Belltapbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Respect your elders.