Tarpfemzimged is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous snake.

Tarpfemzimged created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpfemzimged, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tarpfemzimged, it will torture you forever.

Tarpfemzimged's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tarpfemzimged's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Tarpfemzimged on top of all buildings.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Tarpfemzimged on top of important buildings.