Nuttwiklab is a god.
She takes the form of a large, confident
whale.
Nuttwiklab created water two million years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttwiklab, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Nuttwiklab, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Nuttwiklab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Nuttwiklab's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttwiklab.
3. You must never eat beans.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Never feed oranges to pigs while wearing violet ear rings.