Hanquillwaddissmot is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast coyote.

Hanquillwaddissmot created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanquillwaddissmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hanquillwaddissmot, she will turn you into a tree.

Hanquillwaddissmot's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hanquillwaddissmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of ants.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help ducks in need.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.