Nillgarcuss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring dingo.

Nillgarcuss created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillgarcuss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nillgarcuss, he will not invite you to parties.

Nillgarcuss' most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Nillgarcuss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nillgarcuss three times a day.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always obey Nillgarcuss' priests.