Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, proud manatee.

Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Run away from green sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must love Lakgepdudrulpitrakflig.

5. Never write about amino acids.