Bogfashat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing bird.

Bogfashat created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfashat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bogfashat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bogfashat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bogfashat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Worship no other gods but Bogfashat.