Listtitkik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, intelligent hare.

Listtitkik created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listtitkik, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listtitkik, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Listtitkik's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Listtitkik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.